This page if for the best show on t.v., South Park.
HERE ARE THE STARS OF THE SHOW,
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
AND SOME MORE OF MY FAVORITES.
Mr.Hanky
Starvin Marvin
Chef
Ike
BUT WHAT IS SOUTH PARK?
WELL FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE,
SOUTH PARK IS ONLY THE MOST HELLA COOL SHOW ON!! IT IS
ABOUT FOUR INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM.
STAN: THE MOST NORMAL ONE OUT OF THE FOUR. HE IS THE STAR
QUARTERBACK. HIS OLDER SISTER ALWAYS BEATS HIM UP AND HE ALSO HAS A GAY DOG. HE LOVES TO MAKE FUN OF
CARTMAN. STAN ALWAYS PUKES WHEN HE SEES WENDY.
CARTMAN: THE FATTEST OF THE FOUR. HE IS THE MOST HILARIOUS! CARTMAN LOVES
TO EAT CHEESY POOFS, AND GETS MAD AT HIS CAT FOR TRYING TO STEAL THEM. CARTMAN'S
MOM IS A HERMAPHRODITE. THAT'S ONE MESSED UP FAMILY!
KYLE: HE IS JEWISH. HIS BEST FRIEND IS STAN. HE ALSO HAS A FRIEND NAMED MR.HANKY.
MR. HANKY IS A PIECE OF POO THAT ONLY COMES TO VISIT KIDS WHO HAVE A LOT OF FIBRE IN
THEIR DIET ON CHRISTMAS EVE, REMEMBER TO BE GOOD!
KENNY: HE IS DIRTY POOR. EVERY EPISODE KENNY GETS KILLED.
HE WEARS A HOOD ALL THE TIME SO YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT HE'S SAYING, BECAUSE IT'S MUFFLED.
