Legend
amy = Amy
colleen = Colleen
me = me (Christine)
All the characters in this story have no existance outside the imagination of the authors and have no relation whatsoever to anyone bearing the same name, or names. They are not even distantly inspired by any individual known or unknown to the authors, and all incidents are pure invention.
Once upon a time a little girl named Christine was walking down the hall in the school she attended when suddenly a huge big boogey man slammed her into the lockers, he also stole her lunch. Christine hammered on the locker door until another girl named Colleen popped out of the locker and said," Hey man, whatca' poundin' on my locker for? I'm too busy to come out and talk all the time. I'm taking a shower." "But you don't look wet," sniveled Christine. "Ya! Well shows how much you know!" "Hey I know more than you!" "Oh ya!" "Ya, and I'll even prove it!" "How?" "I don't know, but I will!" "Hey, I have an idea, you get out of the locker yourself." And Colleen popped back into the locker. Then Chris started to pound back on the locker. Then Amy, a punk kid with spiked purple, blue and red hair walked by (Amy also wore an earring from her nose to her ear) and she said," Whatcha' poundin' on the door for, can't cha get out?" "NO," yelled Christine, "LET ME OUT NOW!!" "I'm sorry, but I don't have that ability. Oh! Here comes the boogey man, I gotta go!"
Then the boogey man ran back up to the locker, opened the door, gave Christine her lunch, tore off his mask and there was...DAN! "Christine,"said Dan, in a soft voice, "I'm sorry, will you forgive me?" "Oh Dan!" Christine said in a soothing voice, "Of course I'll forgive you! I love .. yogurt. Now will you please get off my foot. You can have some if you want, after all you were so kind to give it back." Chris said, looking up into Dan's eyes with deep adoration. "Yes I'll have some, because I love...yogurt as well!" Dan said in a deep emotional voice. Then they ran away to the bookroom, where they ate the yogurt.