"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
- Voltaire

"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."
- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife is dying

"If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."

"I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."

"Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief."
- Oscar Wilde

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."
- Jerome Cummings

"Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer."

"Happiness is not having what you want. It's wanting what you have."

"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."
- Cynthia Nelms

"All of the animals, excepting man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it."
- Samuel Butler

"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
- Mark Twain

"A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."

"I never think of the future, it comes soon enough."
- Albert Einstein

"There is more to life than increasing its speed."
- Gandhi

"My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get... unless you're a banana."
- Rose Nylund

"Enjoy today, yesterday's gone, tomorrow may never come..."

"Tough times never last, tough people do."
- Robert Schutler

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
- Ozzy Osborne