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Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars? Because they can get bombed at home.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood, and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.

What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law? A judge.

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli!

10 thinks your mother would never say to you


1How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

3.Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
5.Drink the milk out of the carton, its saves on dishes!.
6.Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7.The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8.Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9.Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

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Comedy Central. Online posting. 22 jan 2003. Available:http://www.jokes.com/