Exploring the castle, you come across a curios silver gate in the middle of a wall. You walk into the portal to see a silver pedestal with an open tome sitting upon it. As you come closer, you see that it is filled with sayings, or "Quotes", from legendary people....
- "It takes a genius to whine appealingly."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
- "People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little."
-Jean Jacques Rousseau
- "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance."
-Confucious
- "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
-Ozzy Osborne
- "I feel your pain, alas, I do not care."
-Me
- "Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
-St. Augustine
- "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow, Don't walk behind me, I may not lead, Just walk beside me and be my friend."
-unknown
- "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
-Sir Winston Churchill
- "Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."
-Mark Twain
- "Too much of a good thing is wonderful."
-Mae West
- "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
-Forrest Gump
- "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail."
-Unknown
- "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
-Mae West
- "Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
-T. S. Eliot
- "Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."
-Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife is dying
- "640 K ought to be enough for anybody."
-Bill Gates, 1981
- "A day without snowboarding is like a day on skis."
-Me
- "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
-Barbara Bush
- "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
-Clint Eastwood
- "Never tell me the odds."
-Han Solo
- "It's not my fault."
-Han Solo
- "If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."
-Unknown
- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
- "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
- "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change."
-Dan Quayle
- "Happiness is not having what you want. It's wanting what you have."
-unknown
- "Heal the past; live the present; dream the future."
-unknown
- "Who you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you're saying."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
- "That which does not make us stronger, will only kill us."
-Me
- "I fell head over heels in love - and skinned my knees."
-unknown
- "Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved."
-Van Kaam
- "What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more."
-Will Rogers
- "Children are the most expensive form of entertainment."
-unknown
- "When looking at faults, use a mirror, not a telescope."
-Yazid Ibrahim
- "The eyes are the windows to the soul."
-unknown
- "All honor's wounds are self-inflicted."
-Andrew Carnegie
- "Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do."
-Voltaire
- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
- Hector Berlioz
- When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
- Clarence Darrow
- "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
- Voltaire
- "I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."
-unknown
- "Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief."
- Oscar Wilde
- "Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
-unknown
- "A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."
- Jerome Cummings
- "Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer."
-unknown
- "Happiness is not having what you want. It's wanting what you have."
-unknown
- "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."
- Cynthia Nelms
- "All of the animals, excepting man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it."
- Samuel Butler
- "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
- Mark Twain
- "A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
-unknown
- "I never think of the future, it comes soon enough."
- Albert Einstein
- "There is more to life than increasing its speed."
- Gandhi
- "My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get... unless you're a banana."
- Rose Nylund
- "Enjoy today, yesterday's gone, tomorrow may never come..."
-unknown
- "Tough times never last, tough people do."
- Robert Schutler
